I don't know why that is running through my head, but it is.
A little Death Cap (short and stout, I am deadly so spit me out) that I'm finishing up today.
Just a teeny little guy based on the Amanita phalloides, the "World's Most Dangerous Mushroom". How's that for a distinction? The thing about these guys is that they supposedly taste pretty good. It isn't until days later that you start getting sick and then you wake up dead.
Of course this guy is just wool so we won't try to eat him. His cap gets its pale green from the batch of dyeing I did with St. John's Wort supplement. He'll be mounted on a base from the Alder in my yard and offered to a friend who I think will appreciate his creepy inspiration.