If there is a Sharpie marker in the house, anywhere in the house, my kids will find it.
Yesterday there was apparently a Sharpie in the house, and sure enough, they found it.
And cleverly wrote their names on the stockings I made a few years ago. It was good thinking really, and though I initially gasped and said "ah! Noooo!" My "no" quickly faded to "ahhhh go ahead".
I know I'll love this added touch when they're older.
Though whoever "Ernid" is might need to do a little explaining.